Bam Bam

We hooked up with a cab service provider here in Detroit called Dinesh. Dinesh is an Indian who settled long back in Malaysia and came over to the US to fend for his belly. He's got about 4 cabs with him. Mike is one of Dinesh's employees that can't keep shut and can't help complaining that Dinesh's too old and laid back.
Mike's got this typical "cool dude" slang and once used "bam bam bam" against something he was vociferously revolting and lo! we started calling him Bam Bam Bigelow (WWF of yesteryear). He has a great sense of humour and can make anyone laugh.
On Monday evening, he was driving us back from office when we spotted a lady busted by the traffic patrol here.
The ever-enthusiastic Malay (a friend with me on this trip) expressed his concern, saying "Why do cops give tickets to lady drivers?" Pat! came the reply from Mike, "Cos they are married". We laughed. And then, I asked him what would happen if the lady wasn't married. Mike coolly said, "well! then that depends on how much cleavage she is showing".
We laughed our asses off at this! The writing may not reflect the real scene, but I tell you, Mike's hilarious. He's got a sticker on his cab that says "PIMP". I asked him if he was one and he said his mom had gifted that to him on his birthday!!!
Asshole...

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